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Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny
by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025
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Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.
"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"
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Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
by A’bryte March 26, 2023
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Johnny

by Wabbu girl April 26, 2022
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Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair
Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer
by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025
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Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
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Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
That Skinny Johnny had my head going!
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021
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