by Bombybro June 1, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the biggest simp you will ever meet, often his entire mood will change the second a girl walks in the room
Ex Noah is talking with boys and he is chill but the second a girl walks in the room he throws his friends under the bus to get her attention
by Jack the bean stock April 15, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A freakish daredevil that calls himself depression all the time, is an absolute meme lord and has a sexual sense of humour. He could possibly set your school on fire
by Edgelord.exe September 18, 2019
Get the Noah Tmug. Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking
Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
Get the Noahmug. /ˈˌnōə/
name
1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
name
1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
Get the Noahmug. Noah hameleers is a guy with a extremely large penis also known as a horse cock.
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
by Julia en hameleers zaten in de November 22, 2021
Get the noah hameleersmug. by Femboy_lover September 20, 2022
Get the Noahmug.