joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

A Joke

You

Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you

by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020

joke

your jokes aint funny

jokes aint funny

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.

Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time

by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020

Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024

Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016