Georgia on my Mind

After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.

Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.

by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

Mind Hymen

Realizing you've been mind fucked for the first time.

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."

by The8-BitZulu August 31, 2011

I don’t mind ya

I don’t mind you, as I don’t like you as a crush at the moment but I would date you, your pretty cute.

Her : Hey, what do you think of me?

Him : Well I don’t mind ya..

by Lahvnigger March 1, 2019

the inner machinations of my mind

an enigma

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

by anguslazy November 24, 2024

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Prostitute Minded

Allowing a person with the ability to presude you with they intellectual skillz.

That person got bribe out of some money prostitute Minded

by anonymous October 28, 2020