When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.
Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"
Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='
Mom: "Those fucking blacks."
noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb
Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='
Mom: "Those fucking blacks."
noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb
by yuff & bone November 29, 2009
Get the Jacksonville Jizz Bombmug. the act of having anal sex and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the jizz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having vaginal intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a " Jizz Rocket" on her stomach and snort again
" last night me and tina were having anal and i totally snorted my cum and shot a jizz rocket on her"
by D.O.D March 26, 2007
Get the Jizz Rocketmug. The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 17, 2008
Get the jizz in my pantsmug. What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009
Get the jizz in my pantsmug. The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014
Get the Oreo Jizz Sandwichmug. When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019
Get the Crusty jizz sockmug. First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.
by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011
Get the Jizz-O-Lanternmug.