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Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.
I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020
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Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022
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Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022
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Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.
"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"
by santateresa June 21, 2024
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italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014
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Italian slider

"Man, I ate so much lasagna last night I went home and had an Italian slider!"
by Xxxero April 30, 2025
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Mississippi Italian

A passing darker negro who claims to be of Italia.
That Mississippi Italian guy? He's lookin' susupiciously tan.
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