Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.

Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled

by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017

Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.

That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!

by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016

the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.

North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?

by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022

Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020

bna italian ice

BNA Italian Ice is an ultra-premium Water Ice product, made from from Philadelphia with an Vance County twist. It has the smooth, rich, creamy texture of an ice cream and the light, fruity refreshment of a sorbet, without egg or dairy products of any kind. Its the first and only authentic italian ice business in Vance County.

We enjoyed our bna italina ice.
Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great!

There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.

by Da1goat November 24, 2021

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015