Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

Washed Random

vKvrter- aka Kert

“I was just in a party with that Washed Random”

by someone Anonymoussss January 7, 2022

Georgia car wash

The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.

Hey, your car looks great!

Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.

by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

caught in the wash

It Basically means that you were caught lollygagging and bullshitting at your job by the supervisor

Employee 1: why did you get written up
Employee 2: I got caught in the wash

by anonymous September 21, 2023

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023