bad autocorrect

When autocorrect gets a word very very wrong and you meant to say something else.

Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect

by W Rich March 5, 2021

Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

Bad Margarita

A variation on eating ass. One person places salt on their exposed asshole (known as salting the rim). The other chows down.

Woah man, you ate her ass with salt? That’s a Bad Margarita.

by Dong Zolidis May 27, 2020

bad tom

This is what SANESSS gives you when you find him. Be careful for his extreme mental retardation and his theme song, MOGOLOVONIO.

Heheh... You already know me, kiddo. It's me... SANESSS!!!! Do you wanna have a bad TOM!!!???

by Yendks September 14, 2018

bad attendance

Bad attendance is not showing up to school

Fernando never shows up to 0 period, he always has bad attendance

by Relgnnnnnnn November 27, 2018

Fart bad

When you get so drunk you shit yourself

I’m gonna get fart bad drunk tonight.

by Kjack171 September 14, 2021

bad teacher

A person who gives a term's worth of homework for you to do in the two week holidays (gives holiday homework), tells you to move schools just because you didn't do that homework and has favourites in a class.

Math teacher: ...And also i assigned you more Mathletics homework.
Me: Yaay -_-
Friend: *In low voice* Really?
Me: *Also in a low voice* ofc not.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, MAYBE YOU ShOULD CONSIDER MOVING THIS YEAR RATHER THAN IN YEAR 10!
*Class is quiet and ends ten minutes later*
Me: SHE'S SO FUCKING MEAN AND SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.Why the fuck was she even listening to my conversation? I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Friends: Ikr that so harsh of her, she's such a bad teacher.

by Welp001212 April 19, 2019