amazingiest in the history of amazing

literally kailum

kailum is the amazingiest in the history of amazing

by kyuugamercool4201 March 17, 2024

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

history

history means its happened in the past not the future or the present

bob says 'I hate you but that's history now so id care ' jhon then says it is history

by trashcan123 June 20, 2021

Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.

My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021

Secret History Theory

The belief that what you learned in school is a sanitized fairy tale, and that real history is a hidden narrative of power struggles, secret elites, and suppressed truths. Professor Jiang’s “Secret History” lectures claim to strip away the official myths to reveal how power actually works—often through covert networks, ideological manipulation, and recurring cycles of corruption and collapse. It’s for people who think history class was a CIA plot and that the real story is always juicier, darker, and more consequential.

“Bro, Secret History Theory says the Roman Empire didn’t fall because of barbarians—it was a secret cult of billionaire patricians who engineered the crisis to reset the debt clock. That’s why we’re living in the Pax Americana version 2.0.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Predictive History Theory

A method of forecasting the future by treating history like a repeating algorithm. Inspired by Isaac Asimov’s “psychohistory,” Jiang argues that large‑scale human behavior follows predictable patterns—like the rise and fall of empires, the outcomes of great‑power rivalries, and the timing of major wars. By identifying these “historical structures,” you can supposedly make scarily accurate prophecies about coming events. It’s geopolitics meets fortune‑telling, with a Yale degree.

“Predictive History Theory nailed the 2024 U.S. election and the Iran‑Israel conflict a year in advance. Next up? It says China will peak in 2035 and then face a ‘Soviet‑style’ unraveling. Check the charts, man.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Theory of Constructed History

The claim that history is not a fixed, objective record of "what happened," but a story continually built, edited, and contested in the present. The facts (dates, events) are raw material, but the narrative—who are the heroes and villains, what was the cause, what does it mean for us—is a construction that serves current power dynamics, national identity, and social values. History is politics projected backward.

Example: "My 1950s textbook said Columbus 'discovered' America, a story constructing European triumph. My nephew's textbook says he 'invaded,' a story constructing Indigenous resilience. The Theory of Constructed History says both use similar facts but build radically different pasts to shape how we see justice and identity in the present. The past isn't dead; it's a construction site."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026