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Hand Gammon

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!
by miggHD July 11, 2018
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Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.
I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.
by don leslie December 26, 2007
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Ight hand

“Ight hand” meaning okay man. A term that generally good ol boys on the oil rig use.
Ol boy 1: “Just got off the rig man, that’s enough West Texas drilling for me”
Ol boy 2: “Ight hand, you gon miss the smell of oil base”
by Xanny Phantom April 9, 2019
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The Farm Hand

It is the act of delivering an open hand smack to the side of ones face.
Much like how the farm hands do all the work on the farm, "The Farm Hand" does all the work...

Shut up b*tch or you will get The Farm Hand!
by Switch_Midgett February 13, 2010
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brew hands

when your hands become incredibly cold and possibly go numb from holding a freezin brew
"Mike, Billy, and Vito all had brew hands from being outside in the cold, but Nick was just messed up and being an ass," said Dan.
by Mike S January 2, 2009
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SWAT Hands

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.
The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.
by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007
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Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams
by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020
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