Froner

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.

Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."

by Patroose August 24, 2009

Froner

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.

"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"

by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009

Froner

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.

Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.

by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009

front bottom

A penis.

"Ey MaTe! LoOok aT mE fRoNt bOtTom!" - Some ho from the the UK

by The Hood Dwella February 19, 2008

frontal woogie

When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.

"They pulled a frontal woogie on Lip and now he can sign soprano."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

fronge

an old man looking to hook up with barely legal girls for the purpose of impregnanting them.

He's such a fronge! I can't believe that pregnant teenager actually slept with him and is having his baby! Gross!

by smptd July 22, 2011

back to front

The way that most humans naturally self-learned to wipe their asses. If you don't, then you're weird.

The only possible reason for wiping front to back is if your parents harshly disciplined you about it, otherwise you'd be instinctively wiping back to front like any other normal human world.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021