Black Friday

A world's consumerism day

Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

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Lit Friday

When you and your friends smoke a lil bit of weed and hop on discord call to get Lit.

person 1: damn im so bored today...
person 2: Stfu its Lit Friday hop on call bitch we finna get lit.
person 3: OH SHT I FORGOT ITS LIT FRIDAY EVRBODY HOP ON CALL.

by Stevie magoose February 7, 2020

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formal friday

when you wear a formal outfit on a quarantine Friday.Inspired by the Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

I cant wait to dress up for formal friday!

by emsterem April 3, 2020

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Friday

The 6th day of the week between Thursday and Saturday. It’s usually only a bad day if it’s the 13th.

Bobby: Hey guess what? It’s Friday!
Poppy: It’s not just a Friday, it’s a fun Friday.
Nerd: Come on why can’t it be Monday!

by Trinity:) April 22, 2020

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fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

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