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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
by RJ to the P April 4, 2024
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)
i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.
by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022
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Battle Beach

The Battle Beach is a place in Florida that might be said abruptly in a Discord Voice Chat.
Kyle: Is that the Battle Beach?
Brian: No way!
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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Rockaway beach

Rockaway is a beach town we’re everyone stays up til 2 having big parties and having fun. In Rockaway you find the best people ever .if you don’t live in Rockaway then you don’t have a good life.ROCKAWAY IS AMAZING
Hey are you going to the best beach

Ya Rockaway beach
by Rockaway gal July 1, 2018
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Beach Trash

A person who has a salt life sticker on their car, loves to drink on the beach during the day, and only wears flip flops no matter what the temperature is outside
When Tom Brady moved to Florida, he became beach trash and now hes getting divorced
by Sonibunny October 5, 2022
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