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[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.
Man you need to get your shoes faded
by Dalton H October 21, 2006
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nice shoes...wanna fuck

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?
by HannahxCore July 16, 2006
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Your bad at wearing shoes

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult
Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes

"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 2, 2019
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Gen Y Wear Shoes

References the generation following X that considers any footwear other than flip flops cages for feet.
I asked Tommy to remove his feet from the coffee table, and that multislacking, Gen y wear shoes 'spoda threw his flip flop at me.
by fundman January 4, 2009
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i'll piss on your shoes

Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)
by tashie_1234 April 27, 2008
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Black airforces s1 shoes

Black airforce shoes 1:
Shoes which turn the best of the best to the biggest menace of all time. (The original black airforces. More dangerous to stay around than black airforce 2)

They go all the time around clapping asses from around the globe, these people are menaces to society, and if you see one you better run before you get your ass absolutely **broken**.

They have that "Black airforce activity" if you hear "Black airforce activity activated" after you mess with a nigga you better run. Because they would absolutely hospitalize you in less than -1 seconds.
Person A: bro someone just clapped and absolutely broke my ass.

Person B: What were they wearing?

Person A: black airforces s1 shoes.
by UrbanDictionaryShoes October 29, 2023
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