a friend that doesn't keep it 100
by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017
Get the fake friendmug. A person that acts like soneone there not around other people and on social media.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).
In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.
(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.
They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)
Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.
Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.
Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)
The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.
The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's
Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).
In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.
(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.
They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)
Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.
Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.
Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)
The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.
The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's
Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.
by fuk uuuuu July 21, 2018
Get the fake cuntmug. Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.
-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
by utahutes January 28, 2009
Get the faking a sonogrammug. when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt
Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
by hard a.... February 12, 2012
Get the fake-a-friendmug. Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"
Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007
Get the fake takemug. fake taxi is when you search up pornhub.com on your computer or phone and you should type up fake taxi its people who only wanna fuck in a taxi.
hello darling is this a taxi. yes this hop in, hey i will give you a free ride if u fuck me. what type of taxi is this fake taxi
by eatyamumsass December 11, 2018
Get the fake taximug. Someone who owns a car that is the same model and color as those used by police officers such as a Impala, Charger, or Crown Vic. A true fake hater also has either fake or functional antenna(s) and a dark tint job to complete the disguise. Fake Haters usually own cars such as this with the hopes of getting away with speeding and other vehicle related offenses.
by Nick L Clark May 24, 2008
Get the fake hatermug.