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Fuck Fake People

Only for the real, not the fake! Fuck Fake People. Tomorrows Bad Seed.
by FFP Tomorrows Bad Seed November 19, 2011
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how to be fake

pretending, somthing that you arn't.

(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.

2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.

3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.

4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.

5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.

6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.

7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.

8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.

9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.

10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch.

11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive".

when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
gianna B: oh my god, nicole and gabby are so fake!
gianna M: yeah, but they get all the guys!
gianna B: oh my god, your so right! their so lucky, i wanna know how to be fake!
gianna M: me too, apparently its alot of work.
by gioiababyyyyyxOx. April 26, 2008
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fake down town

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.
fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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fake fendi

A relationship that looks good on the outside and seems real but falls apart after a lot of time.

From: Sex and the City
I love Trey, but our relationship is a fake fendi.
by Hillary April 23, 2004
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Fake Mode

The state of faking, To knowingly avoid prior obligations.
Yo dog he said he'd be here in 5 minutes and he aint, that niggas in fake mode

Yo that cab slowed down like he was gonna scoop us, man that nigga in fake mode.

Doobie need to hurry up and drop a CD, man that niggas in fake mode.

Dat nigga said he'd roll a blunt but he smoked it to the head, that niggas in fakemode

Stroul said he was going to come to Brooklyn but he aint allowed out of CO, man that niggas in fake mode.
by Doobert a.k.a Doobie August 5, 2006
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Fake D

The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.
"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!"
"I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"
by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006
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fake hippie

someone who has to say they're a hippie.
OR
someone who smokes pot all the time and wears peace signs bigger that their skull and declares that THAT is what makes them a hippie.
ohh my god i smoke so much weed, and now like.. cause of that i saw god and like..dude i'm such a FAKE hippie.
by bootybootybooty October 19, 2008
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