Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

Fecka

A total knob of a person, someone that always puts spanners in your plans. Basically a fucka but with the e, so you can really pronounce the feck out of it.

You are a ferking fecka, why did you do that?

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Fecalitious

When that turd be bussin' on flavor so good you'd have another.

I ate her ass and that cutter be fecalitious

by TiddyPimpin November 24, 2024

fecuntus

A fetus that gives a mother a rough time during pregnancy

The fecuntus would constantly move when ever the mother would try and relax

by Antay27 December 11, 2024

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Feces Florentine

When you place ten pieces of shit upright in a circle to look like the bones in a Steak Florentine.

Guido the gourmet chef at Cafe Tuscany ran out of steak, so he improvised with a Feces Florentine.

by joseph blough January 2, 2025

fececating

The process of getting four or more people in a group and taking turns defecating in a circle then smearing it so each turn connects

you and your friends take turns shitting around a campfire, then smudging them to make a fececate circle after drinks, making your new past-time fececating

by prodefiner17 January 5, 2025