David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

David Forrest

To throw a bat or golf at someone, when provoked or unprovoked.

Dude, howd you get that bump on your head?
Some guy david forrested me

by smifsta March 19, 2009

david avalon lopez

worst speller in the world.

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.

by bestspellerintheworld August 6, 2011

David Barr Engle

a person likes to most random stuff on the internet and smiles to much

David Barr Engle :)

by Dr. Ballistophobia October 15, 2011

david sexton

Name

David Sexton

by Dave Zeah November 5, 2013

david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay

Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.

by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013