That half Cuban half Irish super hot guy who sometimes goes by Daniel or just Dan, but really once you get to know him you realize he can never be just Dan to you because he's a Daniel Francisco. He's exotic and sweet and a little bit spicy. He will sometimes be a Dan or a Daniel to everyone else, and oftentimes he will be a Danny boy, but hes never going to be a plain Dan to the woman he loves. A Daniel Francisco has beautiful blue eyes and dark hair, he sometimes speak in Spanglish because he's a multicultural kind of dude, an all American kind of guy, who loves baseball and cheeseburgers but doesn't think twice about creating a Cuban fusion dinner that will have you wondering how he can fit all the flavors in one meal. How did this person come about? A lot of love in the universe that's how. And if you find a Daniel Francisco you will understand the Dan Fransisco treat is a one of a kind.
Daniel Fransisco
Is that Dan? No that's Daniel Fransisco! Wow he's hot! Hotter than any regular Dan. Hey Daniel Francisco here's my number. Call me.
Is that Dan? No that's Daniel Fransisco! Wow he's hot! Hotter than any regular Dan. Hey Daniel Francisco here's my number. Call me.
by purple leash July 30, 2020
Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough
by Fat wanker from Slough March 15, 2020
Daniel is the most amazing guy in the universe I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. He would never give up on you no matter what. He is my evreything that will never change. And even though we won't be together forever because evreyone dies. I would still no matter what be happy with our little infinity. I love you babe never forget it.
by me carol March 03, 2018
by user234567898765432 April 22, 2022
a leprachaun from Ireland who travels by rainbow with a pot of gold. He is half Russian, half Irish, and half Ukrainian. At first he liked unsalted pretzels, and now he likes salted ones. He likes freshwater fishing and always says "My friend said..." but never names them, as they may not exist.
He often travels to Cleveland, Ohio, and that is why he missed his astronomy research.
He often travels to Cleveland, Ohio, and that is why he missed his astronomy research.
A: I'm going to Cleveland!
B: You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!
C: You went to Ireland? You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!
B: You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!
C: You went to Ireland? You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!
by Mishaan October 25, 2011
fatass black fatass fatass fatass fatass big fatass who gets angry when you take his Cheetos. and tells Mrs. Boss. and Davison. he also crys when you take his food. but also he sucks ball sacks at snapping
shayian: is that Daniel m?
the squad: eww nigga that black astronaut aint nobody like him hes fat as fuck niggaaaaa
the squad: eww nigga that black astronaut aint nobody like him hes fat as fuck niggaaaaa
by nigger4141 February 24, 2020
A man, typically from the thoroughbred family, with an absolutely monstrous cock. Prefers Jack Daniels, hence the last name, and isn't afraid to go 10-0 on the pong table. A man that the women run to and the boys want to be.
by AbrahamDaniels January 30, 2018