Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022