you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

Cooking

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.

Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking

Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up

Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.

by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

Carrie Cook

Gavin cook's lover

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018

Cooked

When someone is way way beyond fucked up.

Look at that victim, he's fucking cooked!

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022