thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019

Coffee for you

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”

Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️

by wockminaj July 6, 2023

popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan

Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.

by Dimso May 24, 2022

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022