Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

coffee

liquid that smells like fresh ground heaven

I love coffee

by ademirel November 2, 2020

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

too much coffee

Bullshit

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit”

by Luke.c October 2, 2020

Coffee

A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub.

We went out for a coffee

by AlexzzExplainer1 October 10, 2020

Iced Coffee

a hot dicking

Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.

by jojomooin September 27, 2017