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Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean 

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

we had coffee 

a good night of sex to keep u up.
i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.
we had coffee by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017

yeast in the coffee pot 

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.
I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

Triple Shot Coffee 

Me and Jessie chug triple shot coffee(s) at 4 AM while watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Cocksucker's Coffee Club 

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
Cocksucker's Coffee Club by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020