closet cowboy

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.

Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!

by Kewihe March 14, 2016

close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop

Reggie stop tapping the pencil CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE

by CYBRNIBR April 26, 2016

close the ligh

wen u a bih

yes

am bih
close the LIGH

by empdepmepmepmeopgopofsdewpok f December 13, 2017

Clitskrieg

I massive invasion of European female love parts.

I'll tell you what, man. That trip to Europe after graduation turned into a clitskrieg real fast!

by Fist Dixon May 5, 2018

Closet Hoe

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.

Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.

by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018

clons

Money for beer

Bring me clons so I can leave the bar

by Blahblahladygal March 20, 2018

Closet

Where 7 minutes in heaven happen

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night

by Dubiks March 23, 2019