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Major Bennington

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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Olivia Bennett

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She’s nerdyyyy, super smarttt, super cuteee, and always has some sort of attitude. A ride or die. She has her problems but she’s still the most lovable person in this universe and the next.
That girl really is Amazing, my Olivia Bennett.
by cdgaf December 16, 2025
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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2025
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Chester Bennington

The man who changed your life for the better with his insane vocals and his cheerful attitude. LINKIN Park has gotten you into Nu Metal.

Whether you’ve only just discovered his music or you’ve been a long-time fan, you still love him and his music so much.

We love and will miss him forever.
‘Damn, that dude is an INSANE vocalist. I could listen to him singing forever.’

‘That’s Chester Bennington for you.’
by I’m underneath your bed January 12, 2026
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Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
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pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.
1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.
by Nuggle May 15, 2010
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Pulled a Bennett

TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX
I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT
by ihatethis456 November 22, 2011
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