wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

ur wife

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

Wife

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

by n0dini February 26, 2021

Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022