Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015