1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.
2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.
3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.
2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.
3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.
1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.
2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.
3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.
2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.
3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.
by XxTaxne February 24, 2019

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz
by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.
by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

by sdinaz October 24, 2023
