Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

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Fug's Law

Women who are into kinky things like swinging or fetish parties are much more likely to be ugly, old, and/or dumpy than even remotely attractive.

Sure, the show Real Sex sounds like fun, but all the women are gross. Blame Fug's Law.

by whatchamacoolit December 11, 2010

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Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

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dorian law

the unwritten rule.

when an animal lays on you; you are not allowed to get up. this is the dorian law

Hey Buddy, can you get me a soda?

Can't. Dorian law states I can't move.

by zingery July 26, 2020

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“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

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Dylan’s Law

Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.

“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”

by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019

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