Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017

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wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

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Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020

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Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.

After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.

by Pm4whipping February 7, 2017

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