Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Two fingers up

A pose stating the fact that you are packing negative penis magnitude.

“Ayo that guy is doing the two fingers up pose”
“ Ahh he must have a shrimp”

by Dictionary Of (-_-) April 21, 2022

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

two bit

two bit is a character from the outsiders (very good book/movie btw) two bit is fun, crazy and he’s low key an alcoholic, we still love him though even if he looks like a Teletubby <3

dally: where is two bit?
ponyboy: oh! he’s just out drinking

by outsiders fan girl <3 November 3, 2019

two face

TwoFaces are most likely the newest designer pills on the black market today, although mainly found in Europe, there is rumor that they will be making it to the states quite soon. The high of these temp. legal pills resembles a high dose of marijuana at first, then transforms into a more psychedelic less euphoric version of MDMA. Pills effects last up to 8 hours and they are commonly found in half red half blue capsules, they usually come with the warning not to take more than one. Witch implies a strong dose of whatever active compound(s) are present. They are not commonly sold as extacy but are similar in price, altho somewhat higher. If you would usually pay 10 - 15 for an extacy pill in your area, expect 2faces(also commonly known as 26's) to go for around 17 - 20.

"Ay man, i just got some two faces, want one? 25 bucks."

"Hell no dawg, i only pay 8 bucks for beans.."

"Bro.. this isnt extacy, its 26s, imagine smoking 4 blunts of dro to the dome then eating a mix of acid and extacy.. thats what ONE is like"

"Let me get 2.."

"Dont die, here ya go."

by Pres. February 4, 2010

two bob

when someone is not worth a wank

that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!

by roberto February 16, 2004