twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

twat sailor

a male sailor that is also a prostitute

The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.

by tim and josh August 21, 2008

twat rocket

A vigina tool known as a dildo😝

"Man did you see the size of that twat rocket?"

by bamber💜 January 11, 2014

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015

Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.

As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."

by Saish January 20, 2016

Team Twat

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.

Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.

by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019

tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018