by ConanSBC August 24, 2019
by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
by micah June 17, 2010
Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
by legamer August 05, 2010
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
by Telephony July 30, 2016
by the queer ginger May 28, 2019
A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
by RootsofWar November 15, 2011