Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Fuck Twat

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.

Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.

by HD Rich October 31, 2019

Team Twat

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.

Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.

by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019

Twat Flaunter

A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.

Her hobbies are baseball and flaunting her twat all over town; what a twat flaunter!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds

Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo

by lozza93 May 5, 2011

twat rocket

A vigina tool known as a dildo😝

"Man did you see the size of that twat rocket?"

by bamber💜 January 11, 2014