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tik tok shop

Means you look different on social media then how you look in person.
he is way more ugly in person he’s like tik tok shop.
by dezzz nutssss October 24, 2023
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
by PunPundyt November 24, 2021
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National littlest pet shop day

National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party
“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”
by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023
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shop

mix of “shut up” and “stop
“can you please shop, you’re getting on our nerves”
by Phatty joop May 13, 2021
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Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.
I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.
by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009
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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Abandon Shop

As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:

1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
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