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Ice-Log

The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
Woah man can i go to the freezer and borrow an “Ice-Log?”
by vinfirstup June 20, 2024
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Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.
Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Wet Logging

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging
by JimFoot January 29, 2019
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Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
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Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
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