Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Camel bumps

When you have camel toe and also have goose bumps all over, including your pussy ( hence the term "camel bumps")

Did you see that porno with that really hot chick with big knockers?

Yea, she totally had camel bumps.

by Pussypumper69 May 11, 2014

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 27, 2017

hub bump

When your at work and give the girl upfront a good old hip grabbing meat slap before you leave for the day

George just gave cyn a hub bump while hr was watching

by Xj9633 February 13, 2021

Junjee bumping

Jumping and bumping into something/someone that could cause you serious problems in the future.

I’m going to to the bar the girls there may be worth junjee bumping.

by The Varsha creature December 25, 2020

Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

titty sumo bump

When two large breasted females run at each other and bump titties in a sumo style.

I saw my friend Sam and was so happy we did a titty sumo bump.

by LITTLEDEER77 December 24, 2023