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Spooning 2.0

When you stick a spoon up you’re ass or vagina and leave it there for some sort of sexual desire
Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
by I hate my brain March 24, 2020
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Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.
Don’t be such a spoon.’
by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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Spoon

Nikolai after finding the Spoon: What do I do with this? Eat soup?
by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019
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rhythm spoon

1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber
I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon
by Kash814bche October 20, 2018
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Flume spoon

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016
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Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot
When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.
by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020
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