Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
by I hate my brain March 24, 2020

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019

1. The act of spooning in rhythm
- sexual act with couples pole dancing
2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber
- sexual act with couples pole dancing
2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber
I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon
Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon
Arbitration, rhythm spoon
Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon
Arbitration, rhythm spoon
by Kash814bche October 20, 2018

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020
