Fake-O

Someone who is fake out the ass or known as a poser.

Dude,look at that cheerleader-she was goth yesterday-and nerdy Wednesday-she's such a Fake-O!

by limeee April 7, 2007

fake shy

When you pretend to be shy, but you really are a freak in the sheets.

Sami thinks Ali is fake shy because Ali wouldn't let sammi suck her nipple at gay pride, when really Ali is a freak in the sheets.

by Bonitaali June 25, 2017

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009

fake-a-friend

when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt

Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.

by hard a.... February 12, 2012

fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007

fake taxi

fake taxi is when you search up pornhub.com on your computer or phone and you should type up fake taxi its people who only wanna fuck in a taxi.

hello darling is this a taxi. yes this hop in, hey i will give you a free ride if u fuck me. what type of taxi is this fake taxi

by eatyamumsass December 11, 2018

fake hater

Someone who owns a car that is the same model and color as those used by police officers such as a Impala, Charger, or Crown Vic. A true fake hater also has either fake or functional antenna(s) and a dark tint job to complete the disguise. Fake Haters usually own cars such as this with the hopes of getting away with speeding and other vehicle related offenses.

Look at that fool speeding by....That poser ain't no cop, he a fake hater!

by Nick L Clark May 24, 2008