Egg in a Bun

A very short, chubby penis.

"So, how'd it go with Liam last night?"

"Oh my god, that guy totally has an egg in a bun!!" >_<

by SpottedDick March 31, 2009

egg harbor

when something is lame - also: eggy

This scene is egg harbor.

It's totally eggy around here.

by winslow October 9, 2003

Eggs benny

you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on it for the hollandaise sauce

I Gave April the eggs benny last night

by kombucha20 January 17, 2009

porn and eggs

PORN & EGGS. Who are we?

We are the new elite. We have Betty Davis eyes.

We are artists & dreamers, creatives, musicians, singers & dancers, writers, poets, optomists, freaks, geeks and seekers of lost souls. We are a rapidly expanding cult of cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars. We are love. We are magic. We are a hit and run operation. We are just one step ahead of the man.

We will scream your dreams with you.

Come give us a hug.

I heart PORN and EGGS!

by playapeople September 7, 2008

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003

eatin' eggs

Performing cunnilingus.

Oww, my jaw is tired from eatin' eggs all morning.

by egg seed June 15, 2009

Egg Balls

The worst insult you could ever give to somebody.

You suck egg balls!

by COZX June 16, 2018