cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019

Meme Cat

Ollie is the progenitor of the “Polite Cat” meme, also known as the “He Looks Very Polite” meme. It all started with an unsuspecting 9GAG post, where someone submitted a very peculiar-looking cat whose mouth resembled that of a human's pressed in a straight line

Guy 1 - Hey Bro did you see the new meme I sent ya?
Guy 2 - Damn those meme cats always crack me up!

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 16, 2015

cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013

Racing Cat

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

by cletus racing man August 18, 2009

passing the cat

An obscure term regarding the smoking of marijuana. This version is typically performed while passing a real cat around. Stuffed cats are also viable when lacking a real one.

"Dude, let's go passing the cat around again."

by stevethevampire October 23, 2014