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thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.
Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.
by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017
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air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.
girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"
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emergency air drop

taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.
jordan wanted to impress his friends so he hung onto the roof and took an "emergency air drop"
by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 3, 2011
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Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot
Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .
by Genitalien October 17, 2020
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air training corps

a cadet organization based in the uk , part of the air cadet organization and royal air force. cadets are taught activites such as drill, camps are organized where cadets participate in leadership tasks and tiring activites, and AEFs are regular activites (air experience flights). uniform is worn.
by aslan22 May 26, 2009
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Tijuana Air Raid

Doing a cannon ball into a body of water while releasing a dook in mid-air.
chunk_le_funk of Reddit.com invented the term "Tijuana Air Raid," and lrocklin said he'd put it in urbandictionary.com but he didn't. I did.
by DelicateStranger October 21, 2010
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Niggermobile Air Freshener

Often installed in beat to shit old Cadillacs, sometimes shaped like pine trees. Also featured in some cars are Hi-Tech air filtration units that are installed in the cars in an attempt to filter the fowl stench of the niggers that drive them.

To date however, No Air freshener or Filtration unit has been successful in removing the stench of a nigger! But new technologies are always being tested.
Joe: Man! ... what smells like something died?

Max: It's the car you parked next to, it needs a "Niggermobile Air Freshener" installed!
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 18, 2008
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