a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...
by penisberrysugar February 09, 2007
Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf
I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch
Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch
Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch
by Ollie the Hind November 08, 2007
A twat-tac is a non existent vaginal oder remover. Sometimes it is used to refer to Vagisil Rephresh, and other vaginal oder medications.
I was about to go down on this hot chick that I brought home from the bar but when I removed her panties I realized that she really really needed a twat-tac. The smell was unbearable.
by The Digital Word Man March 08, 2010
A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.
The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.
However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.
Invented By Lauren Reynolds
The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.
However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.
Invented By Lauren Reynolds
Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?
Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?
Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo
by lozza93 April 15, 2011
Twat Slicking is a rare occurrence in black neighborhoods due to high poverty and loose twat syndrome
by CucumberKing January 24, 2012
TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.
Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.
by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019
When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.
by Soup Daddy December 20, 2017