thomas white

A complete dickhead who will take his friends away from you and move on too fast

Thomas White was being such a dickhead once we broke up

by Jesskaitlyn May 27, 2018

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Webster Thomas High school

The school that buys $4,000 smart-boards but still fails to provide adequate heating and air conditioning

Wow that school has really nice smart-boards, but wait no heating or air! Ha what a Webster Thomas High School!

by Picto en la Webster June 15, 2010

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

c thomas howell

An actor you may know from the movie soul man. Who ever since has appeared in the worst movies ever. Some people call it the kiss of death when you see his name in the cast of a movie. He has now over the past years been trying to direct and star in his own movies and it seems his movies are always knock offs of bigger Hollywood movies. like "The day the earth stopped". Which is a version of the day the earth stood still that an A.V club could do at school.

oh war of the worlds two! I loved the first one i gotta see this. Whos in it? C thomas howell OMG NVM. Oh and he directed it too! Thats the kiss of death.

by Jesse Bowen October 15, 2010

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.

"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

by the_elroy_elevator July 2, 2007