shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

Shits the Sequel

When your done pooping and wipe but then 5 min later you have to shit again.

"hey I thought I was done pooping but then the shits the sequel hit me 5 minutes later.

by jfaksjdflaksdj September 4, 2023

shitass the cat

shitass is the name given to one of the pets in dnd they resemble a fat, lazy, white cat the origin of shitass is fatass a background character seen eating a bowl of a unkown substance in the battle cats. Shitass is a lower quality fatass who can fly. There main way of attacking is ramming into opponents they are a passive being unless provoked it can be tamed only by the most charismatic of beings. The female opposite of shitass is sandvish

look at shitass the cat fly!

by blorble can November 28, 2023

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

The backends of a shitstain

Moycullen

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

by Defy dude April 24, 2024