A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
Get the Mountain Hookmug. by CQuuen7 September 12, 2020
Get the Hookmug. Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
Get the The captain hookmug. a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug. “Off the Hook” is slang for something crazy good, exciting, or wild; it can also mean being free from trouble or responsibility.
“That SuperBowl party was off the hook!”
by phoebebiancaaa September 10, 2025
Get the off the hookmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usumug. A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.
by kzth November 14, 2023
Get the Light Hookmug.