you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

Ugly

My face

My face is ugly

by Laupunzel April 9, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

ugly

you.

you’re ugly.

by bob lmao October 13, 2019

Ugly Mr.PooPoo

you looked this up because somebody called you this but dont worry, on the inside you are Pretty Ms.PeePee

Guy 1: someone called me ugly mr.poopoo
Guy 2: shut the fuck up dipshit

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

by those defs March 16, 2016

Ugly fugly

A way to express that someone appears uglier than the ugly standard

Paige:"shut up ugly fugly"

by KAEYAISSOHOTOML January 25, 2022