Sticky Masuka

When you call the hot Morgan, so you Freudian slip your penis into your hand and beat it so hard it bleeds. You then do a forensic analysis on your own penis blood.

“I saw Keanu Reaves doing the Sticky Masuka last night.” “Awww, that’s heckin chonkers man!”

by I Am Dexing It May 29, 2025

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Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 06, 2024

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Sticky footy

A next level foot job using I-HOPs maple syrup.

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.

by Sticky-Footy December 08, 2024

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pull out the blicky and do a sticky

A phrase used to describe someone pulling out a firearm, usually a shotgun, then shooting a target in the head. The phrase has absolutely no other possible meaning. After all, High Boi used it, so no more explanation is necessary.

When a sound whore tries to attack you, just play some earrape, then pull out the blicky and do a sticky

by HankBoiWasTaken February 24, 2025

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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

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