Snap Snoogle

A phrase utilized after someone in the vicinity sneezes in a particularly exuberant manner.

"AAACHOO!"
"Whoah man, snap snoogle!

by Handsome Jerk November 24, 2010

Snap

A word used in place of a bad word so you don’t get in trouble by your professor, parent, grandparent, boss, etc.

(Fuck) Ah snap I forgot my phone!
(Shit) I don’t want to hear any more of your snap.
(Bitch) Imma blow your head off ya little snap.
(Damn) Snap! That girl’s got some hot booty!

by Moon_Bug November 13, 2017

snap plant

A person who is extremely addicted to snapchat, and lives their life on their app. They have an insanely huge snap score (1.5 million+), always have 20+ contacts of the opposite gender. The male ones are either fluffy hair white guys, or broccoli heads, while the girls all have the copy and paste boring middle part straight hair. They also collect bodies like its no tomorrow.

I heard that the two snap plants in my class Luke and Ashley are now dating, I predict that they will break up via Snapchat 7 hours and 43 minutes later due to cheating on each other with 5 other people.

by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024

Snap Slut

A person that you only text or sext. You don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just casually flirt or sext until one of you gets bored and ghosts the other.

"I got too many snap sluts but they all just temporary"
"yeah, I have a few snap sluts right now because I'm bored, but I don't actually want to date them"

by GRIMGH0$T September 22, 2022

Snap

A hot person: Someone you would like to bang

That guy is a total snap. I should try talking to him.

by Fredintheshadows May 22, 2022

Snap Bitch

In a Snapchat text conversation:
The person who saves the texts.

So nice of him being my snap bitch, so I don't have to remember all the messages.

by Komma5 August 12, 2018

Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012